Nature: God's prissy drama queen.

The following things all just happened at once: Weather radio kicked on, tornado sirens for the city went off, and a huge gust of wind nearly took the curtains off the sliding glass door. Okay. I get it. It's going to rain. No need to get all up in my face about it.

Thunderstorms tonight and tomorrow, snow on Sunday. You're an indecisive motherfucker, April.