Lesboriffic.

Found out a few days ago that the last girl to have the pleasure of my company (as in we knocked boots-- I'm subtle) is now batting for the other team and scissoring with this:

Honestly?  I don't blame her.  I mean I know we men have real working wangs and all but you have to admit, a body like that is hard to compete with.*  Question is, since these two got together after I had my turn, do I still get to say I had sex with this chick by association?  Because I'd really like to, it just feels a bit like cheating.  

(More pics:  1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

*There's a joke here about being hard and "competing" with myself, but I'm too classy for such lowbrow humor.